someone pass the milk

Milk!

A whitish liquid containing proteins, fats, lactose, and various vitamins and minerals that is produced by the mammary glands of all mature female mammals after they have given birth and serves as nourishment for their young.

When defined that way, it just seems disgusting. DISGUSTING!

But milk is the most awesome drink that God has given us to drink, thank you cows and goats to a lesser extent, sometimes camels for those in the middle east. The only drink that rivals milk in my opinion is pineapple juice but that deserves it's own post when the time comes.

MILK! MILK! MILK!

Sucks though if you're lactose intolerant, or have retarded taste buds, the latter being almost unforgivable.

Milk is such an awesome fluid, you can make, hot chocolate, chocolate, pancakes, butter, CHEESE, yogurt. The list goes on. And on!

Let us now focus on the CHEESE!

CHEESE, is so awesome, clogs your arteries but mmmm does it taste oh so good. I'm personally very fond of cheddar, the older, the sharper, the better. One of the things I love to do with cheese is to chop it into tiny cubes, get olives, get little toothpicks, stick my olives on the toothpicks with my cheese and pew pew, awesome snack. Goes very well with wine.

Cheeses I like include cheddar, feta, camembert, havarti, brie, every form of Irish, Italian, English cheese though Double Gloucester does stand out as far english cheeses go :)

CHEESE! makes me happy. And milk even more so :)

Thank you God for milk :)

So drink a glass of milk!