the way i see it - women

The way i see it, women are trouble.

My mother warned me about them, and so did the bible. In genesis Adam had just woken up groggy from the anesthetic God had used. It was the first time a man had woken up next to a naked woman who's name he didn't know, wondering what he had done the night before. To make matters worse he was missing a rib, we all know God pinched his rib and made a woman out of it, I'm fairly certain that was Adam's conclusion as well.

Lucky enough for Adam, God being the awesome wingman that he is, filled in all the pieces. Her name was Eve or at least that is what God said. Adam I'm fairly certain was more concerned about his missing rib. I would have been. Adam called her woman meaning "of man". Though I wonder if he also called her woman because of some sort of unknowing prophetic foresight. Because all girls have ever been is the woe of men. I think this is why he called her women, cause with his rib missing he knew it was all down hill from there.

Anyways all was good in eden till Eve started talking to snakes. And developed a liking for apples. Yeah the woman was tempted by that snake, she then tempted her man. Now look how much of trouble we're all in? So I conclude that women are indeed trouble. Thanks to them we need to wear clothes, shave, wear deodorant, eat MacDonalds, earn money, die which I'm particularly annoyed about.